Total Medals Earned: 389 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,125 Points
Medals Earned: 14/19 (245/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Defeat the creator of Genu.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (65/460 points)
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
You found some poo!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!